canadian-kazoo-god:

salamander-is-eternal:

salamander-is-eternal:

nothing like a microwave timer to remind u that ur perception of time is shit

u set that fucker to 45 seconds, go to grab something from another room thinking ur food will be done when u get back, u get back and its’ like 31 seconds left

or you set it to 5 minutes, go to sit down, and it beeps as soon as you sit

dat-soldier:

memeufacturing:

if wisdom teeth are so Wise then how come theyre up in the gums where no one needs em huh. seems like pretty “Shit Idiot” teeth if you ask my humble opinion

oOOOOooh sooo wise lemme grow sideways like some mothor crap of a shit

tilthat:

TIL that “&” is called “ampersand” because of a mistake. “&” was in the alphabet after Z and the entire alphabet was recited as “X, Y, Z and per se &”. Because people said it quickly, “ampersand” was born.

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kyn-val:

zooophagous:

La Brea. A lot of beautiful things are sunken in the tar.

6x9, marker and pen. Piece is for sale for 30$ shipped.

@kabrox18 @scribbleboxfox

princeoni:

likeful:

birthcharts:

likeful:

birthcharts:

how many shrimps to do you have to eat

BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR SKIN TURN PINK!

EAT TOO MUCH AND YOU’LL GET SICK!

SHRIMPS ARE PRETYY

Rich

tilthat:

TIL the the name ‘Hotmail’ was chosen as a homage to ‘HTML’.

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corpusbonds:

‘When a newbie wiggles their ship, you wiggle with them’

is the warframe equivalent to

‘If a toddler hands you an imaginary phone, you answer it’

tilthat:

TIL that Sir David Attenborough, as controller of BBC Two, commissioned Monty Python’s Flying Circus.

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